Saturday, 11 April 2009

Orange or purple - which colour do slugs prefer?

Why do the tulips you want to keep disappear after one year but the ones you don't want, because they clash horribly with your planting scheme, keep springing up, no matter how often you try and dig them all out?

Why does it always rain, persistently, just as the grass really needs cutting?

Why do pigeons only crap when you've just put the laundry out or washed the car?

Why is it only the prettiest of flowers taste the nicest to slugs, why do they never ravage the carpet of daisies or dandelions in the lawn but can decimate a row of pansies (purple and orange) in a matter of minutes?

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